Sneezy

I have sneezed more today than I have all the days of my life put together. Sneezing is at least very satisfying to my nose. It's such a weird word. It is also very weird that one of the Seven Dwarfs was named Sneezy. Doesn't that mean he is just sick? Just think he could have been called Sicky, Snotty, or Allergy. If you ask me he got the short end of the Dwarf name stick. I would be gunning for Happy or Doc. Is sneezing endearing in some way to the Disney people?

I haven't been keeping up on my blog and I am not sure if anyone even cares, besides Bermes. You are what keeps me going, man. I try very hard to think of something clever to write for you. Unfortunately one of the Seven Dwarfs is all you are getting today. I feel like such a stand up comedian. Do you think Jerry Seinfeld would have used that in his act. "What's the deal with Sneezy the Dwarf?"

I am dropping Sneezy right now. Not actually dropping him ... how big were those dwarves anyways? (and by the way, for all of those grammatical sticklers it is proper to spell dwarves with a "ves" and an "f"). You know what really made me mad, was when they told me that Smurfs were 3 apples tall. If you ask me, 3 apples tall is pretty damn tall, and those Smurfs lived in mushrooms and stuff. How is that possible? I always imagined them 1 apple tall.

Maybe tomorrow my blog will be about something a little more important than dwarves and smurfs. Maybe not.