... a dog without a tail. That was kind of weak, but that is exactly what a morning without coffee will do to me -- dull my wits. Slur my words. Slow my steps. (Okay, I am being a little dramatic) I am a little out of it and very much of a cranky girl. I feel bad because I am taking out my caffeine-less annoyance on Jake. I made some insensitive comments via email about his "new" look. You see, he is a little obsessed with his facial hair. His beard is always freakishly quaffed, and perfectly dyed. Last night, he shaved it all off. Now I, of course, think he is a very handsome man. But, I am not a fan of the Batman-esque symbol goottee that is hanging out on his chin. Even so, he is still a handsome man. He does not think so. All he keeps talking about is how he looks like a monkey and that his skin is so pale. For the love of GOD!
So, maybe, when I get some coffee in my system I will be a better person. A better wife. Maybe even a better citizen.
1 comment:
he can grow back a full beard in like 5hrs. you won't have to deal with the 'dark knight' for long.
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