Wednesday, August 31, 2005

I Heart JJ

Okay, so I didn't get to make out with Jack, or JJ as Pheney called him. I had a lot of fun, and I think that my date enjoyed it as well. Pheney only knew a couple of songs and I really think the highlight of his night was when the song that goes "da da daaa daa daaa daaaaaa" was played, and the "hot lesbians" that were making out in front of us. I also learned about Pheney's love for Christmas music. Of course I had a Christmas CD in my car. We listed to one song about 50 times on the way home, because it was "just not long enough." I am thinking about trading out Jake during the Christmas season ...

Jake was very upset that he didn't get to go, but I think that he made up for it by having some quality Jake and Ozzie time. When we got home from the concert, we were greeted by Ozzie wearing a Bear's jersey, Jake wearing a Bear's jersey and the "Superbowl Shuffle" playing on TV. Ozzie hobbled over to me in his oversized Urlacher jersey with a pleading look in his eyes, "This guy's crazy," he seemed to be saying, "Get me OUT of here!"

So, after all of that excitement I am back at work and still suffering from my lack of 8 hours of sleep a night. It is a downright shame that I need to have 8 hours of sleep to function. It really limits the amount of fun I can have in any given week.

If anyone is interested, I recommend Robby's Blog. He has a nice essay about Cyborg Awareness. I am thinking of writing an essay about mustaches and their effect on society, or about how blogs are taking over the world. I have been in such a bad mood lately that people are just straight up calling me Debbie. I thought the only thing that would make me feel better is to buy something on QVC. Am I the only one that gets that urge? I just have a strange and powerful desire to call in and order something from QVC. Anything. I don't even care if I can't justify it. I just want to buy.

That's it for now.

3 comments:

Keenan said...

Your blog keeps me laughing on a daily basis. Thanks for helping me get out of my Debbieness....WAAAAH WAAAUUGGGH

Anonymous said...

bri- what's funny is that i am called debbie downer here in youngstown. i even had a shirt made for me that says debbie downer and i wear it when i'm acting like a downer.

by the way- i love reading your blogs. miss ya!

debbie downers unite.

Anonymous said...

YOUR DAD USED TO HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH QVC. IT'S GENETIC.

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell

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