Friday, August 26, 2005

Rhino Rotten Tooth

When I say that work slows down, it really slows down. Everyone seems to go on vacation and/or work trips at the same time (well, I guess it is the World Championships) and no one is here. This year the Worlds are in Japan and they are currently in the midst of a typhoon. I don't know much about typhoons. My only recognition of them involves the water park "Typhoon Lagoon" in Disney World, which I am sure is not what they are experiencing in Japan.

Anyway, I am going to take a lovely half day today and clean my house. I will also spend some quality time with Rhino Rotten Tooth, aka Ozzie. Poor Ozzie, he always has a new nickname. Poopies, Poopers, Poo Poos Mullally, Robin Williams, Victor Garber, Stevie Nicks, Oswald Steven Nicks Robin Williams Mullally ... and now Rhino Rotten Tooth. Jake made that one up. I was telling him that while I was walking Ozzie one day he was making me laugh, because his booty is so big. He was walking like a large animal ... and then I blurted out rhinoceros, because it was the first thing that came to my mind. The rotten tooth part of it has to do with a possible cavity that I saw in Ozzie's mouth. Poor thing. I keep trying to find it again to show Jake, but I think it has disappeared. Maybe Rhino rotten Tooth ate it.


Also, just FYI, my quote was in the INtake Weekly this week. They kind of edited it down a little, which is fine. I knew that they would put it in because it was kind of cheesey. At least now I know that what they really want is cheesey, not intelligent. The photo is also not "that bad" in the words of Ward. My hair is looking very large and in charge, but I do not detect any nose chafing (they may have air brushed that stuff out). For all of you not in the Indy area, I don't think you will be able to see my photo because it is only in the hard copy (THANK GOD).

I guess that's it for this week. Have a good weekend everyone.

1 comment:

INSwimmer said...

I prefer the name 'pukers' for Ozzy, in that he puked dogfood all over Bri and Jake's laundry room when I was taking care of him. I did debate on leaving; pretending that I didn't see, hear and smell him puking but the guilt overwelmed me. Plus nothing smells worse than dogfood vomit and for me to leave it upstairs for 2 days would have been just cruel.

And for those out of the Indy area:
Bri in InTake.

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