I am happy to report that I have moved out of my Debbie Downer phase and have settled comfortably into my Debbie Defensive phase. I am excited to see what the next phase of this wondrous stressful period of my life will bring. Hopefully next we will move into something more fun like "luminous" or "Hilarious" or even "Magical." Maybe the Debbie Magical phase involves wearing a cape to work and carrying a bowstaff. Maybe.
Anyway, so I am defensive. Anything someone says to me I take totally personal. For instance, yesterday someone at work told me that the newspaper is written on a 7th grade level. Translation: Brianne, you are an idiot because you were a journalism major and you cannot write any better than a 7th grade level. Or, "Bri, you're 10 minutes late." Translation: "Why are you such a lazy piece of crap with brown hair?" Because that's how I like it, okay?!
Stay tuned for Debbie Magical coming soon.
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