Appetizer

Sorry I have been MIA. I didn't realize that people actually want to read this stuff. I don't have anything really to report or a funny story to write yet, let me think about it. I have to be inspired, or really just bored and work has kept me pretty busy. I hope to have something of great substance soon.

I must put on record though, that Britney Spears is pregnant. That just seems crazy to me. And all along I just thought she was getting fat. See, US Weekly really does report the facts. At least that is what I tell myself. Now, the Britney song "My Perrogative" keeps playing in my head, and visions of her and her ghetto husband writhing around, scantily clad keep going through my head as well. What a nice little morning thought.

I have had lots of requests (um, maybe two) to write about Ozzie, but I am just not feeling it right now. He is my favorite dog ever, but he hasn't done anything really too exciting or funny to report about. I know that "Closer" was his favorite movie of the year, even though Jake thought it had no point. I think it is because him and Lupita (his girlfriend) are experimenting more. Believe me, it is not something I want to know about being his mother and all. We were really tipped off when he mentioned something about Cha Cha, apparently another dog in the mix. I think it is the television we are watching. Ozzie needs to stick to the basic television channels and PBS.

I will think of something soon. I apologize for the delay. Enjoy the start of spring.

Word to your mother.