Kockotober

Bri: Fumbling with car automatic locks.
Jake: Opening door at precise moment door is unlocked.
Bri: Fumbling with car automatic locks.
Jake: “Why don’t you know the way your locks go?”
Bri: “Because, that seems like such a waste of brain space.”

-long pause-

Jake: “I do not have health insurance information in my brain space, and you do not have which direction to push your locks to unlock your door in your brain space.”

(Jake, builds excitement in such a golden discovery)

Jake continues: “I do not know when I get paid, and you don’t have any sense of direction!”

(Laughing maniacally)

Bri: "At least I know the order of the months of the year!”

Jake: “Hey, that was something that needed to be formed as a brain wrinkle at a young age.”

(????????)

Bri: “Come on, name the months of the year. I will teach them to you right now.”

Jake: “Fine. January, February, March …. March …April .... "

Bri: “You do not know what comes after April?! MAY!”

Jake: “Oh yeah. But I know June, July, and August. Those are the easy ones.”

Bri: “And, then, what comes after August?”

Jake: “Uhhhhhh.... Ummmmm.... Kockotober?”

(Tears streaming down my face. )