Spring Break 2006 has finally arrived, and I am making Jake stick to his word that he will take over my blog. Because of his aversion to computers, it took a lot of coaxing and reminding him of his word as soon as the fuzzy haze of spring break cleared away. But, alas, he has granted me my wish all as a part of "this is Bri's day to get things even though it is my spring break" plan. I hope you enjoy, and I am sure it will explain a lot.
So here it is, I hope that I entertain all of you like Big Momma does. But I won’t. I have had a lovely spring break. Talked to an old friend, threw things in a fire and watched them burn, fell asleep in a toilet, went shopping for maternity clothes, shaved my shoulders and neck, and had quality time with the dog.
But the highlight of this vacation was the trip to KFC with Big Momma, the $18.94 trip to KFC. Let me tell you brothers, I have seen the top of the mountain and it is good. They sell -- while I don’t know how legally -- a MEGA BUCKET of pop. 1/2 gallon of pop at your disposal. Next time a major storm comes through you will find me at KFC stocking up on supplies. As some of you know, I am a Doubting Thomas, so I figured how mega can it be? So I get two, yes two. Little did I know that I was getting 1 gallon of Diet Pepsi. KFC, you proved me wrong and I love you for it.
Next up on the itinerary, is passing the next level of Grand Theft Auto.
I must leave you all because I am making fried rice so I will leave you with a few things:
1. if you have never seen a rhino take a dump, put it on your to do list
2. if you have never partied in Youngstown, "The land of freedom and no consequences" do it
3. if you do not know of the Dagwood, find out
4. if you know what happened to Wesley from Mr. Belvedere let me know, GET ON THAT WARD, and don’t cut and paste, I want 12 font geneva
5. unless you are 40, do not grow a mustache
Jake a.k.a. Longball a.k.a. The Bandino
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Isn’t one of the seven signs of the apocalypse Jake writing a blog? This was impressive for your first one. Per your request . . .
During the 1987 hiatus from Mr. Belvedere, Brice Beckham (Wesley) was the voice of "Omar" on the cartoon, "Pound Puppies".The last film that Beckham did was "Two Teens and a Baby" back in 1991. Since then he has been spending a lot of time on the art and theater scene in Los Angeles.
P.S. you can't do fonts on blog comments.
My mind has been officially blown. Brilliant!
Youngstown will never be the same. It really would be fun to have the father's pespective prior to the big event. (Just if you end up getting the fever to add some more tidbits)
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