The Secret to My Success ...

I feel great today. I am singing, I am practically skipping through my office. Even Renee Zellwegger cannot get me down. I attribute all of this good cheer to sleeping for 10 HOURS. That's right, last night I got 10 hours of sleep. I wasn't even really tired, but I just thought I would lay down and snuggle in some blankets. Then, poof! I woke up at 5:45 a.m. with no problem. I can't even tell you how happy it makes me to be able to get out of bed without pressing the snooze button 34 times.

So, onto more important things. What is up with Renee and Kenny? I am not even fans of either of them, but that is so strange. The announcement of their annulment shocked me as much as the announcement of their marriage. And, what's up with claiming "fraud" as the reason for divorce? I didn't know that was an option. I have been frauded many times by Jake. Like, he told me he would pick up his clothes on the floor. FRAUD! He told me that he could go on vacation and to the Jack Johnson concert. Double Fraud! To be quite honest, I am too lazy to file any paper work, and I know that he would be such a pain in the ass about what stuff he got. We would have a big fight over who gets the Pampered Chef pizza cutter. That thing is the best thing that ever happened to our Friday nights.

This weekend Rhino Rotten Tooth is going to the vet. I am sure they will tell us about Rhino's rotten tooth and then try to gouge us for thousands of dollars to clean it. I don't really think that is necessary. He doesn't need that tooth way back there, and if needs be, we can pulverize his food so that he doesn't need any teeth to eat it. I am also sure that their faulty scale will say that he weighs 145 lbs. or something. Last time, he miraculously gained 20 lbs and then lost them 2 weeks later. Either he is a doggie yo-yo dieter, or they have a faulty scale.

Have a great weekend, I know I am planning on sleeping for a lot of it.