For Your Listening Pleasure

The other day while making a very delicious and nutritionally balanced meal for my family, the oddest song came into my head. It was "Calculus" by the fictional boy band 2Ge+her. Here are some sample lyrics:

Well, I've never been good at history
And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or two
And I'd kick ass on a test about me and you

I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Said I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us

You just don't get quality writing like that anymore. Once Jake and I discussed the band some more, he busted out with the chorus of "Say it (Don't Spray it)" another classic gem. Here's a sample from that song:

Fess up to your feelings
and tell me you need me
Cuz' your ass is very pleasin'
Girl you got to say it, don't spray it
I want the news, not the weather!
Say it, don't spray itI want the news, not the weather!

Genius. I know you guys remember them. There was Mickey P. and Chris Farley's brother with braces, and then the cute one, the sensitive one, and the the sickly one, which isn't really funny because he actually died. That's why the show got cancelled. Seriously. It wasn't because it wasn't very good.

Like I would watch bad TV!!