“It’s fall, f*&%faces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

In honor of today feeling like the real first day of fall, and also the fact that I am wearing boots, I thought I would direct you all to the essay below. It really may be one of the best things I have ever read, and makes me laugh every single time.

It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherf&**ers by Colin Nissan

Also, due to inclement weather the Lumineers concert was postponed Saturday until Monday, so in a crazy turn of events for normal Mondays, I will be spending it at a concert with friends. Not too shabby. Hopefully the experience will be one instagrammable moment after the next. Certainly all of the hipsters will be taking advantage of this fall weather and busting out their scarves and vests.