Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Sorry

I apologize for not posting anything. It has been kinda crazy in my life and lately I have not felt particularly clever or creative or funny or anything. I don't really have anything to write about right now, but I may soon.

Actually, I suppose that either way I will have something to write about. If I do get a job it will I will be happy and my eye will stop twitching and I can write about that. If I don't have a job I have a lot more time on my hands to write about many, many interesting things. I am sure they will all be knee-slappingingly hilarious posts about how I am unemployed AGAIN. Or, I could analyze Season 2, Disc 2 of Dawson's Creek.

In addition to being able to keep the heat and running water on in our house, I also hope that I will find a job soon so that I will not have to become a stripper or sell my hair like Jo from Little Women.

Also, I am dealing with other "issues" (we will just call them that for now, because I don't want to tell the whole Internet and all that lurks in the Internet) which involve my diet to alternate between Kashi Good Friends Crunch (and you all know what that does) and Saltines. My waking hours have been limited to about 8 a day, therefore things like cleaning, laundry, working out, bathing, etc., have been thrown out the window. Oh, and the eye twitching is a new development which wouldn't seem like a big deal to a normal person with normal circumstances, but to me it is the last freakin straw.

Wow, sorry for that rant of complaining. I mean, Dawson had a real rough time during Season 2, Disc 2. Joey broke up with him AND his parents were separating. I bet he didn't complain about an eye twitch.

So, I will leave you with that for perhaps 2 more weeks. If I do get the job then I will be so happy to keep my long hair, and well, if I don't get the job I will be writing more about Pacey and the Gang, as well as the new stripper moves that I am working on.

1 comment:

Jill said...

Please don't cut your hair. I just got mine cut and I look like I got my hair caught in a food processsor.

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell

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