Since I mentioned in my last blog that I am watching reality TV in my free time, I thought I should at least offer some riveting insight on the shows I am watching.
American Idol
I have been watching this season more closely than all of the past seasons, but frankly, I think it is boring. I don’t think anyone is really that great. And, praise the Lord Sanjaya got voted off last night. He really made me uncomfortable – from his weird hair (ringlets? Really?), his weird looks, and his completely clueless demeanor. Oh, and he really, really, sucked. After they had that creepy 12 year old girl planted in the audience, crying, I was so over it. It is really turning into a huge commercial and promotional piece for artists. I don’t care who wins. Please make the Ford commercials end.
Dancing with the Stars
Now, you have to understand the only reason I watch this is because my mom is so into it. And, I really do enjoy watching my mom yell things at the screen and show her pure hatred for Heather Mills. “Uggghhhhhhhhh!! I HATE her!!!” It is so funny. If she didn’t already have one leg, my mom would accuse Heather of cutting it off for “sympathy” or to take Paul McCartney’s money. And, my mom and I love ripping on the guys and calling them out for being “queer” (and I don’t mean “queer” as in gay, but queer as in FREAKY. AKA Joey Lawrence’s behavior from last season) or “creepy.”
Workout
This is my new favorite show, and I squeal in delight when I find out it is going to be on. It isn’t even that good, but I love it. I love Jackie’s hair, and her lesbian drama. I guess that is really all I love. Wow.
Shear Genius
Well, since Bravo is my favorite network, of course I would welcome any reality show it created with open arms. And, if they had to cancel “Blow Out,” a game show about cutting hair has to be the next best thing. Also, one of the contestants, Ben, is going to be opening his salon in the music store Karp works at – Dynamite Music. Seriously, how cool is that? I am not quite sure how that is going to work, but hey he is a reality tv star, and you KNOW I will be there next time I am visiting the region. I have yet to decide if I want him to cut my hair, because I have not seen enough of his work on the show.
On a side note: Can we talk about Bravo’s double entendres and catchy phrases? I really believe that they have people working for them with the sole job of coming up with these things. “Your work is shear genius,” “See you later decorator,” "Lather. Rinse. Compete.," "Pack your knives and leave."
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Bri you are totally crazy I can't believe that you would diss Sangina on the web. He was the best thing that has happened to reality television! Long live my Amercian Idol--Sangina!!
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Do you watch Little People, Big World? It is on TLC on Monday evenings from 8-9pm. I love that show. It is reality, but the family is pretty normal -- no trashy drama. I suggest you add it to your list. Oh, and America's Next Top Model!
I am so glad that Heather, gold digger Mills , that strumpet, got kicked off. And she blamed it on Carrie Ann. Whatev, she annoys the hell out of me, America hates you , gold digger. I'd rather not say my name, but I'm a granny and I live in a small southwest Indiana town (sometimes). Who else do you know that uses the word strumpet?
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