All of the sudden my stomach popped out, which is making me think I may have a little giant in there. Obviously, it takes after Jake's side. This is frightening me to think what I will look like at 9 months pregnant. I am not sure what will happen, and I am very scared.
On the bright side, this is the smoothest my stomach has ever been. All of the fat rolls have been pushed out and it is kind of nice. It is even pretty hard, which I attribute to my rock hard abs.
Now it is becoming more obvious to me that I am pregnant ... as if throwing up five times a day didn't really let it sink in, I am now able to actually be aware of my situation and surroundings. I have dreams every night that have to do with being pregnant in one way or another. They are usually crazy and unpleasant, but last night was just plain weird. Drew Lachey's wife and I were giving birth at the same time at my grandma's house. I asked to get an epidural right away (see, even in my dreams I protect myself from pain), but for some reason my labor wasn't progressing (this is from watching all of those birth shows on TV). Lia (Drew's wife) delivered her baby. Then, for some reason the father was revealed and it was Nick Lachey. I ended up having a C-section and it was twin boys, which really confused me, because I thought there was only one baby in there. Then, I started freaking out because "how the heck was I going to afford twins?!!?!" and then I remembered that Nick was filing for spousal support, and I was relieved.
HOW WEIRD IS THAT?
There is just no way around eating, breathing and dreaming pregnancy. It is everywhere. Yesterday I went to Babies R' Us with Brooke and OHMIGOD there was TONS of baby stuff. Did you know that a breast pump is $300? Did you know that they have video monitors now to watch your baby while they are sleeping? It is crazy I tell you. We were planning on having our baby sleep in a laundry basket with some towels in it, and dress it in Jake's old t-shirts. I am sure that Ozzie will even share his fleece vest.
2 comments:
Okay, I'm confused, was Nick your babies' daddy or her baby's daddy?
Anywho, another way to cut costs is Kool-aid instead of formula. I think that good nutrition thing is way over rated.
I want to see more pictures!! :)
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